Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I wonder if anyone else has experienced this little voice inside their heads and not known/known that it was someone cool like Jesus . . . If so, what did you hear?

Jesus speaks to you? That's an amazing claim. The burden of proof is yours 100%. Put up or shut up.

Do I have a little voice in my head? Of course,most normal human beings do.It has many names. A common name is 'conscience'.

Other less romantic names include 'internal dialogue' and 'self talk'. One name for the idea is 'the dialogical self'

The dialogical self is a psychological concept which describes the mind's ability to imagine the different positions of participants in an internal dialogue, in close connection with external dialogue. The "dialogical self" is the central concept in the Dialogical Self Theory (DST), as created and developed by the Dutch psychologist Hubert Hermans since the 1990s.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dialogical_self

[theVOID]

Jesus says he's got all the virgins in his private collection

If they are all still virgins he's doing it wrong.

He's trying to get nothing but net like the old man

I can see it now, hundreds of virgins lined up, legs behind the head, vaginas spread, and Jesus is trying to aim for the bullseye.

[Dotard]

Nice visual.