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Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?

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Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
January 26, 2010 at 5:09 am (This post was last modified: January 26, 2010 at 5:10 am by Violet.)
(January 26, 2010 at 5:05 am)Zen Badger Wrote: That's a LOT of Jesus's in your head.

Have you thought of adding an extra bedroom to the side of your skull?

I think before he adds the extra bedroom, he might want to fix the backed up toilet. :S It's filling his head with all sorts of shit about shooting me Tongue
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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
January 26, 2010 at 7:14 am
(January 26, 2010 at 4:59 am)leo-rcc Wrote: Now its six.

Had to kill Happy eh? You bastard lol.

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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
January 26, 2010 at 7:20 am
Wait! I think I'm getting something . . . . Jesus says I'm getting some virgin nymphos.
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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
January 26, 2010 at 10:45 am
(January 26, 2010 at 5:09 am)Saerules Wrote: I think before he adds the extra bedroom, he might want to fix the backed up toilet. :S It's filling his head with all sorts of shit about shooting me Tongue


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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
January 26, 2010 at 10:51 am
Down to 5 now.
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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
January 26, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Every now and then Jesus tells me something. It is usually about my lawn.
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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
January 26, 2010 at 5:05 pm
(January 26, 2010 at 7:20 am)TruthWorthy Wrote: Wait! I think I'm getting something . . . . Jesus says I'm getting some virgin nymphos.

Whyever would you want your 'nymphos' to be virgins? Huh
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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
January 26, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Because I know they'll never want to leave . . . in bed.
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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
January 27, 2010 at 2:02 am
(January 26, 2010 at 6:15 pm)TruthWorthy Wrote: Because I know they'll never want to leave . . . in bed.

????

How do you come to that conclusion??? Huh
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RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
January 27, 2010 at 5:57 am (This post was last modified: January 27, 2010 at 6:01 am by TruthWorthy.)
My experience with virgins and getting some... in bed
and because Jesus said he will give me extrordinary power over woman having orgasms that - oh wait, I already do have that ability ! haha, "what's that Jesus? Make me even better?! Ok, you're the boss Wink Love ya Jesus"!
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