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Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
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 RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
January 27, 2010 at 7:03 am
(This post was last modified: January 27, 2010 at 7:04 am by KichigaiNeko.)
My committee of 12 are still discussing whether or not they are going to listen to dis Geebers person and want to know if nubile young men are also on offer here....
*shiffty eyes* "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
What are you looking for in bed?
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Jesus contacted me 2 days ago in my head I know it was him why:... well this is how it went...
First I heard this ringing in my head then this female voice came to me (FV) (FV) "Hello there, Im calling on behalf of our lord and savior would you accept a call?" (ME) "well as long as its not COLLECT" (FV) " verry well ill transfer you to him now" ***short pause and a click*** (JC) "Hello ?!?" (ME) "What?" (JC) "Just wanted to let someone know I was on my way back and they ALL have it wrong and anyone I see wearing a crusifix I'm personaly going to nail them to their OWN." (ME) "Ha ha just kidding nobody home please leave your message at the tone" ***Beep*** (JC) ***Click*** (ME) "huh? musta not been important"
Did I make a good point? thumbs up
 I cant help it I'm a Kudos whore. P.S. Jesus is a MYTH.
(January 31, 2010 at 2:35 pm)Xyster Wrote: Jesus contacted me 2 days ago in my head I know it was him why:... well this is how it went...  hock:WOW! You too?? I usually get... "Hello. You have reached the Afterlife Message Centre. The god you are trying to contact is unavaliable to take your call. ...... Please leave you prayer after the tone........BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Fucking anoying really 
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
RE: Jesus is trying to tell me something; what is it Jesus?
February 1, 2010 at 1:14 am
(This post was last modified: February 1, 2010 at 1:15 am by TruthWorthy.)
This is where I'd plant my finger to my ear to feign an ear piece and say what was that? I can't hear you speak up, and walk away from everyone as though I'm doing something important.
As if! lol "What was that jesus?!". Sorry wait a second, jesus is telling me something; "Of course!! That makes perfect sense! Only I need to ask you something . . . " I have to ask jesus some more questinos . . . this is private. Coming soon: Banner image-link to new anti-islam forum.
(February 1, 2010 at 1:14 am)TruthWorthy Wrote: This is where I'd plant my finger to my ear to feign an ear piece and say what was that? I can't hear you speak up, and walk away from everyone as though I'm doing something important. Don't ya just HATE it when the bastard puts you on hold?? "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
". . . what's that lord?, oh right"; The lord says for you to shut up.
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(February 1, 2010 at 1:37 am)TruthWorthy Wrote: ". . . what's that lord?, oh right"; The lord says for you to shut up. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we ARE getting titchy in our old age!! 2000years and never been laid??  Yeah right! "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Jesus says he's got all the virgins in his private collection
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