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Total Eclipse
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 3:43 pm
(April 8, 2024 at 12:11 pm)Foxaèr Wrote:
(April 8, 2024 at 12:09 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Sadly we don't get a total eclipse here in the UK, only a partial, and that's nowhere near me!

Step-family and in-laws are good for partials.

I think I saw a movie about step-daughters, once.

It was about ten minutes long, but I don't recall seeing the end.
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 3:45 pm (This post was last modified: April 8, 2024 at 3:45 pm by Foxaèr.)
(April 8, 2024 at 3:43 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(April 8, 2024 at 12:11 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: Step-family and in-laws are good for partials.

I think I saw a movie about step-daughters, once.

It was about ten minutes long, but I don't recall seeing the end.

Step and family porn is quite popular right now. Naughty
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 3:45 pm
(April 8, 2024 at 3:45 pm)Foxaèr Wrote:
(April 8, 2024 at 3:43 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I think I saw a movie about step-daughters, once.

It was about ten minutes long, but I don't recall seeing the end.

Step-family porn is quite popular right now. Naughty

Who said anything about porn?

I'm aghast, dismayed, and a tad chagrined.
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 3:49 pm
(April 8, 2024 at 3:45 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(April 8, 2024 at 3:45 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: Step-family porn is quite popular right now. Naughty

Who said anything about porn?

I'm aghast, dismayed, and a tad chagrined.

That's got to be a euphemism.

boom chicka wow wow.....
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 4:01 pm
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 4:03 pm
Now that it's all over the sky is clear and the sun is shining beautifully. The sky is fucking with us.
  
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 8, 2024 at 4:52 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Total Eclipse
April 9, 2024 at 5:01 am
The eclipse brought us thunderstorms. Started about 8 last night and, if the forecast is to be believed, will go on through today and into tomorrow. A dose of Trazadone kept Quinn quiet about 5 hours. It's gonna be a long few days.
  
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