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An Important Easter Message
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Folks, remember, as you eat you chocolate eggs this year, and spend time with your loved ones, that this season brings you an important message from the Man Himself.
Jesus love you... ...long time! $10!!!
Dying to live, living to die.
Ah, Valkyrie, such touching words. You could have been a priest if only you didn't have a major flaw of being a woman.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 (March 29, 2024 at 9:29 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ah, Valkyrie, such touching words. You could have been a priest if only you didn't have a major flaw of being a woman. So, you're having none of it?
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (March 29, 2024 at 9:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Folks, remember, as you eat you chocolate eggs this year, and spend time with your loved ones, that this season brings you an important message from the Man Himself. Jesus won't come near my yard for less than $50. I can't imagine what 'long time' would cost me, and not just monetarily.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
And remember, Jesus lay in the tomb for three days before rising.
That's from sundown on Friday to dawn on Sunday. Three days. No shit. Three days. Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Three fucking days. Get it straight!  (March 29, 2024 at 9:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And remember, Jesus lay in the tomb for three days before rising. You first. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
As a kid, I would have liked Easter dinner better if Jesus had been known as 'The Hamburger of God'.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(March 30, 2024 at 3:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As a kid, I would have liked Easter dinner better if Jesus had been known as 'The Hamburger of God'. What, you're not into lambs? ![[Image: Lambo.webp]](https://i.postimg.cc/4xDMJwQV/Lambo.webp)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
(March 30, 2024 at 4:40 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:(March 30, 2024 at 3:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: As a kid, I would have liked Easter dinner better if Jesus had been known as 'The Hamburger of God'. Well, I admire the whole continuation of the cannibalism motif, I just don’t care for lamb. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
 (March 29, 2024 at 9:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And remember, Jesus lay in the tomb for three days before rising. That's like those "three day" cruises...that are actually fewer than two days, i.e. fewer than 48 hours. Friday evening at 5PM to Sunday morning at 9AM. Lying bastards! GET ME A DRINK!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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