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Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
#41
RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
I think in honor of Jack Chick's death, and so everybody knows what a slimebag that asshole was, everyone should look up the infamous "Lisa" tract which even Jack thought was too bad to keep on his website.
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#42
RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
I have nothing more to add to the glory of Jack Chick's life that hasn't already been covered in this thread. It's over now.
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#43
RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
(October 25, 2016 at 11:29 am)TheRealJoeFish Wrote: Ahem. So... Post your "favorite" Chick Tract

My two favorites were "The Contract" and "The Poor Revolutionary". I still have all of his tracts that I saved from more than 30 years ago.
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#44
RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
(October 26, 2016 at 10:27 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I think in honor of Jack Chick's death, and so everybody knows what a slimebag that asshole was, everyone should look up the infamous "Lisa" tract which even Jack thought was too bad to keep on his website.

OK, I found the Lisa tract.

I detect no heresy in that one, so what's the problem ??
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#45
RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
My first exposure to this odious mother fucker was in highschool right after I started playing DnD. My friends and I found the "Dark Dungeons" tract and lol'd and lol'd.

Imagine my surprise and delight when that shit was later turned into a movie.
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
(October 28, 2016 at 1:58 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: My first exposure to this odious mother fucker was in highschool right after I started playing DnD. My friends and I found the "Dark Dungeons" tract and lol'd and lol'd.

Imagine my surprise and delight when that shit was later turned into a movie.

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#47
RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
(October 28, 2016 at 1:58 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: My first exposure to this odious mother fucker was in highschool right after I started playing DnD. My friends and I found the "Dark Dungeons" tract and lol'd and lol'd.

Imagine my surprise and delight when that shit was later turned into a movie.

Hey...Redbeard! You're back.

Good to see ya. Smile
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#48
RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
Redbeard has been here all along, we just got the backordered shipment of pink photons so he can post again.

Unfortunately, it's a custom color, and we just forgot to reorder it. Hopefully we can keep it in stock now.
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#49
RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
(October 28, 2016 at 10:43 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Redbeard has been here all along, we just got the backordered shipment of pink photons so he can post again.

Unfortunately, it's a custom color, and we just forgot to reorder it.  Hopefully we can keep it in stock now.

And my paisley font, don't forget that.  Undecided
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RE: Jack Chick, author of "Chick Tracts", dead at 92
Welcome back Redbeard. I have missed your fabulous wizardly presence Tongue
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