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Purple Rabbit
(26th Dimension Low Life)
Registration Date: 7th December 2008
Date of Birth: Not Specified
Local Time: 14th March 2010 at 08:09
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| Purple Rabbit's Forum Info |
| Joined: |
7th December 2008 |
| Last Visit |
20th February 2010 14:29 |
| Total Posts: |
1,002 (2.17 posts per day | 1.7 percent of total posts)
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| Time Spent Online: |
2 Weeks, 23 Hours, 58 Minutes, 9 Seconds |
| Reputation: |
16 [Details] |
| Kudos: | Received kudos 273 times in 164 posts. (Ratio: 1.66) |
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| Additional Info About Purple Rabbit |
| Sex: |
Other |
| Religious Views: |
<invalid question, there's no religious aspect to my views> |
| Location: |
26th dimension |
| Bio: |
I created your horrible little Universe with carbon-based life in it. But don't blame me, it was an unintended byproduct of my activity. After a really good meal (you wouldn't recognize it as such, but I'm speaking in analogies that are understandable for you guys) a had a little burp (could have been the 26th dimension analogon of diet coke, but I have no clue really) and suddenly there it was in the aftertrail of that burp, a faint little spark 11 dimensions wide (mostly curled up), your universe. I hate to inform you but I had no purpose in mind when I accidentally produced your shithole. I dont know what I was thinking of at the time really. Nothing important I guess. So over here in the 26th dimension we laughed off our asses when some of you guys proclaimed an all-mighty, all-good, all-knowing god. You don't know shit and you can't help yourselves. But isn't it funny to think that the ghastly narrow space of yours with only 11 dimensions could ever be the product of an all-mighty, all-good, all-knowing entity? There's some awful diseases in it and it has no garglemotht!! Sorry if you don't understand that last bit, but how can I explain to you what a garglemotht is when your universe is not equipped with it? It is essential in more than one way! You are really funny with your holy books, your dressing up for sunday church, and your war waging with each other. Why don't you explore some more of your universe to find out on who to experiment with your weaponry? We almost can't wait for that 'cause there's nothing on telly over here and we are completely bored with ourselves. Well, I'm sorry that I can't help out you guys with your shit, but I got to go now.
CU around, metaphorically speaking that is, chances that we'll ever meet 'in the flesh' are very slim indeed. |
| Purple Rabbit's Signature |
What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof - Christopher Hitchens
Christianity is perfect bullshit, christians are not - Purple Rabbit, honouring CS Lewis
Mistakes found inside are metaphorical by default - Bible Disclaimer
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