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Proof that Google is God
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 7:09 am
(October 10, 2010 at 6:21 am)little_monkey Wrote: Not much of a god when it had to bend backward to kiss the Chinese government's ass.

...and then grew some balls and told them to fuck off. Tongue

Google is the kind of God I can respect. Hehe.
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#12
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 7:10 am
(October 10, 2010 at 7:02 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Proof it isn't God.

Are you saying God doesn't exist?

Here was me thinking that you can't prove his non-existence and he was merely ridiculously improbable Wink
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 7:19 am
(October 10, 2010 at 7:10 am)EvidenceVsFaith Wrote:
(October 10, 2010 at 7:02 am)fr0d0 Wrote: Proof it isn't God.

Are you saying God doesn't exist?

Here was me thinking that you can't prove his non-existence and he was merely ridiculously improbable Wink

Could years of posting on these forums finally have deconverted Fr0d0?

If so... welcome, Fr0d0. Devil
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#14
RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 7:31 am
You can't know that God exists : you know Google exists. therefore : Google ≠ God.
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 8:00 am

(October 10, 2010 at 7:31 am)fr0d0 Wrote: You can't know that God exists : you know Google exists. therefore : Google ≠ God.

But christians say they know god exists, and offer up all sorts of ludicrous proofs.

So are you calling them liars?Thinking

P.s All hail the great god GoogleWorshipWorship

Unlike the bible it really does have the answers.
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 9:06 am (This post was last modified: October 10, 2010 at 9:07 am by little_monkey.)
(October 10, 2010 at 7:09 am)Tiberius Wrote:
(October 10, 2010 at 6:21 am)little_monkey Wrote: Not much of a god when it had to bend backward to kiss the Chinese government's ass.

...and then grew some balls and told them to fuck off. Tongue

Google is the kind of God I can respect. Hehe.

Sorry but your google is no god.



Google announced Friday that China had renewed its license to operate in the world’s largest market, at least for another year

The renewal followed another clever concession from Google, which initially resolved the problem by automatically redirecting all mainland Chinese searchers to its uncensored Hong Kong search site, Google.com.hk.

Read More http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/07/c...z11xb2vzOO


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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 9:11 am
The Google Commandments Wrote:Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to Google only for answers.

All praise to Google, for Google is the power and the glory!
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 10:42 am
(October 10, 2010 at 8:00 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(October 10, 2010 at 7:31 am)fr0d0 Wrote: You can't know that God exists : you know Google exists. therefore : Google ≠ God.

But christians say they know god exists, and offer up all sorts of ludicrous proofs.

So are you calling them liars?Thinking
Yes
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 12:25 pm
So, I should say that my phone is powered by god rather then Skynet?
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RE: Proof that Google is God
October 10, 2010 at 1:24 pm
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