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SATAN!
#11
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Those church ladies I know believe that satan is everywhere and when people do something bad, or if something bad happens that is satan controlling the situation. They actually said that satan hides in the dark. Creepy.
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#12
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They might be misunderstanding the allegory... It is creepy.
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#13
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The bible attributes the origin of Satan to God, he is said to have been one of the most powerful angels in heaven and at the time was known as Lucifer. The word "Lucifer" comes from 2 Latin words:Lux (=light) + ferous (=to bear or carry). Thus the name "Lucifer" means:Light-bearer or Light-bringer. He was the angel according to biblical legend that led a rebellion against God and was later renamed Satan which translates in Hebrew to 'the accuser and in Persian and Arabic to adversary. In the first instance he is always accusing mankind for their evil before god and in the second he is referred to as the enemy of god.

When I say I don't believe in gods of any kind that also refers to demons and angels. In fact, anything that is in the bible regarding supernatural entities is complete fiction to me based on the influence of surrounding myths and cultures.
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#14
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When I get high, I'll still not believe in Satan. Maybe Captain Picard, but definitely not magic sky daddy and his jilted, jealous ex-lover.
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#15
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Satan is real, just as God is.

Satan is the prince of this world, at least in our current age anyway. Until Jesus returns, Satan has the power to influence and manipulate people. This is no excuse for sin, it is just simply the reason why it is so hard for people to resist the intoxication of sin. Greed, envy, deceit, lust, selfishness, bitterness, slander, evil thoughts, etc.. all have a strangle hold on people. Satan is crafty and uses every means that he can to intoxicate people and keep them from knowing the truth about God. Satan will do everything to keep you satisfied so that you don't look beyond the pleasures of this life.
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#16
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(April 11, 2010 at 6:31 pm)The Piper Wrote: Satan is real, just as God is.

Satan is the prince of this world, at least in our current age anyway. Until Jesus returns, Satan has the power to influence and manipulate people. This is no excuse for sin, it is just simply the reason why it is so hard for people to resist the intoxication of sin. Greed, envy, deceit, lust, selfishness, bitterness, slander, evil thoughts, etc.. all have a strangle hold on people. Satan is crafty and uses every means that he can to intoxicate people and keep them from knowing the truth about God. Satan will do everything to keep you satisfied so that you don't look beyond the pleasures of this life.

Why the hell did God put Satan in charge if he knew things we're gonna be fucked up? God is either malevolent if he knows everything or not omniscient at all, making him not God.

You delusional idiot.
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#17
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(April 11, 2010 at 6:31 pm)The Piper Wrote: Satan is real, just as God is.

Satan is the prince of this world, at least in our current age anyway. Until Jesus returns, Satan has the power to influence and manipulate people. This is no excuse for sin, it is just simply the reason why it is so hard for people to resist the intoxication of sin. Greed, envy, deceit, lust, selfishness, bitterness, slander, evil thoughts, etc.. all have a strangle hold on people. Satan is crafty and uses every means that he can to intoxicate people and keep them from knowing the truth about God. Satan will do everything to keep you satisfied so that you don't look beyond the pleasures of this life.

Okay, I know I've said it before and I'll say it again....you're a troll. So what are the treasures of this life then? Certainly you don't believe in having sex for fun? That probably goes under you're "lust" label and so therefore condoms are banned. Now what happens when you've ignored science class and you don't even know that women ovulate? That's a lot of babies.... I HATE babies. They cry so goddamn much.Angry Oh but forget the crying baby, at least you made god happy and satan is disappointed.
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#18
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And God masterbates as he watches. He's just like that.

I know you don't believe that but that is just Satan intoxicating you to keep you from knowing the truth about God. He's a cronic masterbater.

Satan will do anything to keep me satisfied? Well, he's not here masterbating me, so I guess you just told a lie.
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#19
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haha^ So much better than my post.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: ....I love to laugh. Hi.
Grandmother: Hi.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Guess what? You are a GMILF. That is a grandmother I'd like to fuck
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#20
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Am I not allowed to post my views?

Am I a troll simply because I have a different view?
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