I think Jesus was trying to tell me something today. I was minding my own business, just thinking about existential matters the way I do when I think another thought came into my head (I think it was Jesus). It wasn't my own thought but something external, I could tell it was Jesus because I can easily recognise my own thoughts.
I'm going to disclose what he told me, even though he swore me to secrecy. "Kill people who are overly religious, you need to stab them with sharpened up wooden crucifixes through the heart. You've got to stake them through the heart like vampires".
So I said "Oh! Ok, is there anything else?" He said, "Yeah, one thing. You're sworn to secrecy, let no one hear of our conversation".
I naturally thought this was weird so I logged into AF to let you guys know that Jesus does try to communicate with us but he can only reach those who are willing to listen. See, you've got to pay attention to what the little voice inside your head is telling you.
I wonder if anyone else has experienced this little voice inside their heads and not known/known that it was someone cool like Jesus . . . If so, what did you hear?
I'm going to disclose what he told me, even though he swore me to secrecy. "Kill people who are overly religious, you need to stab them with sharpened up wooden crucifixes through the heart. You've got to stake them through the heart like vampires".
So I said "Oh! Ok, is there anything else?" He said, "Yeah, one thing. You're sworn to secrecy, let no one hear of our conversation".
I naturally thought this was weird so I logged into AF to let you guys know that Jesus does try to communicate with us but he can only reach those who are willing to listen. See, you've got to pay attention to what the little voice inside your head is telling you.
I wonder if anyone else has experienced this little voice inside their heads and not known/known that it was someone cool like Jesus . . . If so, what did you hear?
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