I'm In a Bad Mood And I Feel Like

[darkwolf176]

I once kept two Jehovahs witnesses standing in the hallway for two hours while I broke down their God to exactly what I think he is, a myth!

I remember a while ago seeing an episode of Black Books - a british sitcom about a miserable man who owns a bookshop. A pair of Jehova's witnesses arrive at the door and he invites them inside. The exchange goes something like this:

Jehovah's Witness #1: Well, to be honest... we've never actually thought this far ahead. [Looks around] It's nice this... indoors.
Bernard: So, so what's your favourite story about Jesus?
(Pause. The two Jehovah's Witnesses think very hard)
Jehovah's Witness #1: Oh yes! The one where Jesus rescues the Samaritan.
Bernard: No, that's a story Jesus tells about a Samaritan who rescues someone else.
Jehovah's Witness #1: (Surprised) Really?

So funny lol