(November 19, 2015 at 11:40 pm)TheRealJoeFish Wrote:(November 19, 2015 at 7:22 pm)The_Empress Wrote:
Well... you're probably not exactly like my dad...
You're right. I take my dinner at 6:15 thankyouverymuch.
Do you have a wife like my mom? My favorite was the time when my dad had just gotten out of the shower, getting ready to go to work, and I heard the gates of hell open directly out of my dad's mouth, while my mom cackled, "April Fool's!" at the top of her lungs. Turned out: she had sewed shut the leg openings of every pair of underwear he owned.
Their marriage ended shortly thereafter, come to think of it.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.